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Indian Premier League, Week 1: Ineptitude & Sleepwalking

I like to think that cricket has made me more of a morning person. Spring has sprung. I now wake up knowing where I am, where I left my keys, and - roughly - what day of the week it is. I can see, and the majority of my limbs work when I ask them to. However, there's one week of the cricket season that always throws me off. It's a strange sort of limbo, where it's spring but not spring. The daffodils are blooming but the legions of fans have not descended on county grounds all over the country yet. I am, of course, talking about the first week of the IPL. Now, of course, we're well past that - the county season has started in earnest and the sound of leather on willow echoes throughout England - but it doesn't change the fact that for a week, the only cricket I've been able to follow is the IPL. Eight teams duking it out in various degrees of competency for two months whilst cheerleaders cavort on the sidelines. Purists scoff, young people love it, but despite what people may think of the IPL, it does at least offer some compelling cricket; compelling enough to cause me to blow off work for the day and write this piece about how the eight teams are shaping up after the first full week of this year's tournament wraps up.

Delhi Daredevils – W1 L1
If someone were to write a tabloid headline about Delhi's first match in this IPL, it would go along the lines of 'PANT NOT PANTS AFTER ALL'. That or some shit about Chris Morris. These were the only two positives for the Daredevils that I could see. Morris took 3/21 against a depleted Royal Challengers side that on any other day would include Virat Kohli, Lokesh Rahul and AB de Villiers, and wicketkeeper Rishabh Pant hit a swashbuckling 57 from 36 balls against a depleted Royal Challengers side that on any other day would include Mitchell Starc. That's not to say that there isn't potential in this Delhi side - when I saw the rosters before the season started, I felt incredibly optimistic about the Daredevils. I thought to myself, "surely a side that includes de Kock, Rabada, Duminy and Angelo Mathews will be competitive in the IPL!". Opening day came around for Delhi, and boy was I about to be disappointed. No de Kock. No Rabada. No Duminy. No Mathews. Even then, there were some exciting names in the Delhi line-up - Pat Cummins, Sam Billings, Carlos Brathwaite. Maybe they'd be good after all! No. Billings 25, Brathwaite 1, Cummins 1/29. Disappointing... or so I thought. Until they played Pune. Until Sanju Samson hit an unbelievable century (102 from 63). Until their bowlers managed to restrict the Supergiants to 108. Then I realised what the Daredevils were: they were that crochety old uncle who sleeps for most of the day in a battered armchair, only to suddenly wake up and roar obscenities for a while. The first match was a snooze – the second, a roar.
One to watch: Rishabh Pant

Gujarat Lions - W0 L2
It's strange how a team with this many good players can be this shit. Bravo, Faulkner, Finch, McCullum, Jadeja, Raina - these are not shit players. These are some of the most experienced, penetrative, fear-inspiring T20 players in the world. But put them in a Gujarat kit and they become completely inept. When their batting works - as it did in their first match against Kolkata - their bowling takes a nice group stroll straight off a cliff. That match ended with a fantastic haul of 0 wickets between six bowlers, conceding 184 runs and losing the game despite the platform laid primarily by Raina (68*) and Karthik (47). The second match, against defending champions Sunrisers Hyderabad, was a mixture of ineptitude and what appeared to be sleepwalking - McCullum especially looked unconscious as he was trapped LBW for 5 by an eighteen-year-old from Afghanistan. Their bowling, a source of endless schadenfreude in the previous game, delivered much the same performance, but took one more wicket for their troubles, bringing the Lions' wicket tally so far to... one. Definitely in contention for the wooden spoon this year, which would make a nice change from seeing Kings XI finishing stone dead last.
One to watch: Suresh Raina

Kings XI Punjab - W2 L0
Speaking of Kings XI, what a transformation this has been. The core from last year remains, but what is different is that the players all seem to be playing well. Kings XI have a mix of useful Indian talent and some big international names but - the million-dollar man Glenn Maxwell excluded - no-one who has made a real name for themselves as a T20 specialist. Hashim Amla is opening the batting, for Christ's sake. Not exactly the epitome of quick hitting, but the point isn't that he's predominantly a Test batsman - the point is that he's batting well for KXIP right now. The same goes for Glenn Maxwell, David Miller, Manan Vohra - each of these batsmen has hit over 30 in an innings and provided a nice cushion for two low-scoring matches. The bowling too has been handy but unspectacular - even Varun Aaron, who was (let's be honest) quite poor for RCB last year. Special attention should be paid to Axar Patel, who managed to concede only twelve runs from his four overs, opening the bowling, with left-arm spin, against Shane Watson. Oh, and took Watson's wicket. And hit a handy 24 in the previous match. It'll be nice to see Kings XI Punjab not finishing last for once.
One to watch: Axar Patel

Kolkata Knight Riders - W1 L1
I'll make it clear upfront: I don't much like Kolkata Knight Riders. I'm not a fan of Sunil Narine, I think that Gautam Gambhir is the grumpiest man in the world, and I can't say I much care for Yusuf Pathan. Oh, and I think that Eden Gardens is the worst ground in the world. That being said, even I can't help but be impressed by a team that chases 183 without losing a single wicket. Even I can't help but be impressed by this year's biggest T20 talent - yes, Lynnsanity has come to the IPL and I am a fan. 93* from 41 balls? That's batting, mate. The problem I can see with the Knight Riders is that they let a team like the Lions get to 183 in the first place. The Lions are not without big names and big talents, but the strength of KKR has always been their bowling. Bowlers like Sunil Narine, Piyush Chawla, Trent Boult and Chris Woakes can go toe-to-toe with the likes of McCullum and Raina on their best day. Maybe this just wasn't their best day, but for a bowler like Boult to go for 10 per over? For Narine to go wicketless? It makes one think whether KKR have been studying last year's Sunrisers tapes just a little too hard. They've built up a batting line-up that can potentially post 200+ targets at grounds like the Chinnaswamy, but somewhere like Eden Gardens, where the Knight Riders make their home, there's not going to be the opportunity to stretch out an innings that big. They need to get accustomed to defending 150, and if they can't defend 178 (against Mumbai Indians, where only Manish Pandey made over 35 and again their three big bowlers underperformed), what chance do they have?
One to watch: Chris Lynn

Mumbai Indians - W1 L1
Two years ago, Mumbai Indians won the IPL, and this side - at first glance, at least - doesn't appear to be a whole lot different. For a start, Harbhajan Singh is still there (possibly because he's been nailed to the floor and is unable to leave). Rohit Sharma still captains the side. Jasprit Bumrah still runs in like a demented windmill in Mumbai blue. Lasith Malinga still dip-dyes his hair in the Wankhede bathrooms. Keiron Pollard has convinced the Mumbai Indians' owners that he's 'still in form, honest'. The bones of the Indians are the same as they were two years ago, but the big performers are different. Hardik Pandya and Jos Buttler top-scored against the Supergiants, with Nitish Rana not far behind. Pandya then took a wicket. Nitish Rana hit 50 against an out-of-form KKR bowling line-up. Krunal Pandya, brother of Hardik, took 3/24 against a Knight Riders batting line-up that chased 183 without losing a wicket. The new blood of the Mumbai Indians are stepping up and performing where players like Pollard, Sharma and Singh simply are not. This isn't a side that'll win the IPL this year, but maybe, just maybe, if they keep these new bones, they'll do it in a year or two.
One to watch: Nitish Rana

Rising Pune Supergiants - W1 L2
Dhoni. Smith. Tahir. Stokes. Some of the biggest names in world cricket currently wear the weird purple-pink-red-yellow kaleidoscopic kit of the Rising Pune Supergiants, but somehow these huge talents - and the huge money backing them, thanks to the attraction of MS Dhoni - have performed completely averagely thus far. Having won their first match in the closest possible terms - a six hit from the second-to-last ball of the innings sealing victory - they lost their second in slightly less tense circumstances (Kings XI only requiring nineteen of their twenty overs to win the game). A couple of the big names chipped in (Stokes 50 vs KXIP, Smith 84* vs MI, Tahir 3/28 vs MI and 2/29 vs KXIP), but the biggest name of all is still waiting to fire, having not scored above 25 in either match. Smith was out for the third match, against a Delhi Daredevils yet to prove themselves in this year’s tournament. With Faf du Plessis as a more-than-able replacement, they should have seized the chance. Instead, they capitulated. Bowled out for 108, and conceding the first century of the IPL this year. They strike me as a team that will consistently underperform when compared with their powerful roster, but maybe that has something to do with the fact that the talisman, Ravi Ashwin, is yet to play a game for the Supergiants. Either that they've been temporarily blinded by their own shirts.
One to watch: Imran Tahir

Royal Challengers Bangalore - W1 L2
Where do we start with the Royal Challengers? Maybe with their high-profile injuries - Virat Kohli, Mitchell Starc and Lokesh Rahul all missing - or maybe with the fact that they seem eternally condemned to be the bridesmaid and never the bride. Even in last year's final, when the mighty Chris Gayle hit 76 and captain Kohli scored 74, they missed out on the title due to an uncharacteristically high-scoring Sunrisers Hyderabad. The losing team score in that match was 200/7, which might say more about how the big-hitting game of T20 has progressed throughout the years than it does about the fate of RCB, but it does at least put a huge flashing neon sign in front of RCB's perceived perpetual bad luck. The first match they played this year had very loud, shouty echoes of last year's final - not only were the Challengers playing their adversaries from that match, but Sunrisers Hyderabad only posted one less run than they did in the last match in 2016. However, without Kohli, Rahul and a (temporarily unavailable) AB de Villiers, RCB could only muster 172 all out in defence. Granted, their fates improved in the next match, but weirdly it was their bowling and not their batting that saved them, restricting Delhi Daredevils to 142 as they defended a paltry 157. The next game promised entertainment with the arrival of the aforementioned de Villiers, who bludgeoned 89*. Unfortunately, as is often the case with RCB, the rest of the batsmen - with the exception of a handy, if slow, cameo from Mandeep Singh - played like they had woken up with no arms. The bowling was inoffensive in reply, only taking two wickets as Kings XI cruised to victory on the back of Hashim Amla. Unfortunately, with three key players sidelined for the rest of the tournament, and Chris Gayle's legs not working, on top of bowling that seems to be as accurate and penetrative as a dead monk flung from a moving car, I can't see a way back for Royal Challengers this year.
One to watch: for sheer entertainment value, AB de Villiers

Sunrisers Hyderabad - W2 L0
Let's get one thing clear - this is no longer a Hyderabad team who can only bowl, who defend low totals with incredible wicket-taking and staggering economy. No, this is a team with David Warner and Shikhar Dhawan at the top of the order. It's a team with a rejuvenated and hungry Yuvraj Singh in the middle order. This, my friends, is a team that can bat. They demonstrated this in last year's final, hitting 208 to win the title. They showed similar drive in the first match of this season, clubbing 207 thanks mostly to Yuvraj (62) and an in-form Moises Henriques (52). They chased down a small total set by Gujarat Lions in just over fifteen overs due to the power of David Warner (76*) and - again - Henriques (weirdly, 52* again). That isn't to say that this year's Sunrisers can't bowl - more that they don't really need to. That being said, they appear to have made the smartest purchase of any IPL team in the auction in the shape of eighteen-year-old Rashid Khan from Afghanistan. Against the Lions, he took 3/19, and against RCB he claimed 2/36. And these were not no-name batsmen. Three of his scalps include Brendan McCullum, Suresh Raina and Aaron Finch. These are three of the best T20 players in history, and Khan had them for breakfast. I was sceptical at the start of the season when all Hyderabad seemed to buy at auction was two Afghan bowlers and a 44-year-old (the incredible Pravin Tambe, proving that age is no obstacle if one really hankers for a professional sports career), but boy am I glad to have been proved wrong. This is a Hyderabad side that can not only defend their title, but entertain everyone while they do it.
One to watch: Rashid Khan

Ethan Bale

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